If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
