Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
