I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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