Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
