Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I wish you could order shots online.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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