she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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