yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
This is my gift to your gina
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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