you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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