Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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