I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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