i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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