Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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