Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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