summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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