I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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