she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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