When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
third nipple confirmed
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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