real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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