Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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