dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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