love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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