Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
