He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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