I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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