did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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