Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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its like you know when i get waxed
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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