I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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