no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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