i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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