kristin has been a bad kristin
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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