I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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