Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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