Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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