He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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