Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I've blown a few things in my day
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
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