seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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