This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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