DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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