Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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