I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
