The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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