We got so high we made milksteak
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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