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i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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