I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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