he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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