Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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