i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Randomize
