singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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