Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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