Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
