...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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