Swine flu. Run for my life!
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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